This is like a cinnamon-glazed sammich.

A comic book store strip club.

Halle Berry with a Jordan fetish.

The best of both worlds (no Kells).

The good people at Subconscious Threads decided to bestow upon me the glory of combining some of my favorite WWE stars from the 80’s and emblazoning them on some fly shirts.

*cue joygasm*

These, ladies and gents are frikkin awesome.

I first noticed Subcon when a few rappers where popping up with the Razor Ramon and Bret Hart shirts. But for some reason I couldn’t find them for myself. Then a few weeks ago, I talked to a couple of the guys during Emilio’s show. They told me they were making two more with Peter Rosenberg and good lawdy did they deliver.

The newest shirts feature the two best wrestlers of the 80s to never win a World Title: Mr. Perfect and The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase.

And to the great folks at Subcon, I got crazy visions © Ghostface. I’m just going to throw this out there. Two words: Ric Flair.

The rest of you might want to rush over to Karmaloop and cop. Word is, they’re flying off the shelves.