Not wearing a watch these days? No worries–you can have the effect without the bother with a Denise Reytan T1mepeace, which was made to encourage the wearer to kick back and enjoy life a little bit more. You can get yours in silver, gold, or grey in both semi-gloss and polished finishes, and you’ll probably find yourself snapping this one on more and more as you get into the Denise Reytan state of mind.

[via designboom]

Jens Anso  new handmade space age combat axe from knife maker Jens Anso. Made from high alloy steel, titanium and G10. Would fit nicely into a “Riddick vs. Predator” movie.

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Here is a new shirt called “Magic Mushrooms” by Ian Summers. The shirt shows the dark side of Mario’s job. What you thought saving the princess payed? HA! I knew that being an Italian plumber wasn’t paying the bills. I wonder if the Real Norega owes Mario some favors. I guess he aint the clips either he is living the life style he potrays! How can rolling around on shrooms not get a “M” Rating? Thnx Nintendo you brought drugs to the living rooms of millions. And tried to cover it up with catchy and fun games. I’m on to you.

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Forget Wii Sports and the Balance Board. If you really want to sweat your weight off you only need a NES, a Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out! cartridge and a properly wired boxing dummy:

I wanted something I could actually play as if I was punching the person I was playing. This led me to modifying my Slam Man Boxing Dummy to add arcade buttons I could punch.

The hack itself is quite simple, but ingenious and definitively effective for both the gameplay and doing some actual exercise.

[Instructables via Make]

….Well next to whysohypebeast that is. I don’t care what anyone says, the autotune meme is still funny as shit. This third episode of Autotune The News had me dying at the end.

These Street Fighter gashapon figures (small, collectible figures) will be out in Japan next month. Bison fans may want to look into purchasing some.

Bravo, figure makers. Bravo. The figures are pretty good, especially the Ryu one, which gets his dramatic,  Street Fighter IV pose just right.

Unless you’re actually on the streets of Tokyo or Hong Kong next month, you’ll have to import them by the box (there’s nine figures per box), which will cost you about $60.

Street Fighter IV Gashapon Seek to be Better Than S.E. Figures [Tomopop]

Molded like brass knuckles, this soap is perfect for pulling off a Terry Bougard Burning Knuckle. It’s a good way to prevent you from dropping the soap or protect you from those not caring about it. Imagine if every person from the scary movies had one of these… no more sneaking up while in the shower and not getting knocked out.

[SPYE via Likecool]

Simply put, it’s a 20-pound ball attached to a shackle with a study timer that can be set for up to four hours. When the time has elapsed, the shackle will unlock. And no, this is not a concept—it actually exists. In fact, you can purchase one for around $115. Needless to say, you might have a Study Ball of your own after Child Protective Services gets wind of this. [Curiosite via FayerWayer via Newlaunches

T-shirts and witty puns go together like Hypebeast and Nike SB Dunks, but Darth Vader and Space Invaders? Well, That’s more like no more numbered Jordans, a little weird at first, but still pretty dope.

Designed by Steven Lefcourt for UK gamer fashion label Supercombo, you can score one of these tees for your very own for £14.99 (about $23 US) over at the Supercombo store.

This shirt would go perfect with any hot chicks in booty shorts that you might have lying around.

[Offworld via aeiko]

Musicians have hopped on the Twitter wagon right after they’ve seen how successful MySpace was for music. They can share songs, show dates and videos just like they can on MySpace without the entire page taking forever to load. For most indie bands using Twitter, I think it’s safe to say it’s really them. However, for big stars like Kanye West – not so much. He’s just blogged about how he DOES NOT have a Twitter account and that he can’t believe Twitter allows people to pose as him. Yet… this so called Twitter account has already gained more than a million followers. So, maybe people don’t really care if it’s really the person they want – just as long as they have new info updated every now and then.

Does this affect your choice to follow musicians on Twitter? Do you follow anyway? Do you follow musicians on Twitter at all? I, for one, do not follow artists and bands on Twitter because the truth always comes out anyway. Let us know what you think. Then read Kanye’s mad-as-hell rant about Twitter below!

”(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON‘T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN‘T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON‘T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN‘T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW…. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!”

via Kanye West’s Blog